Thursday, July 31, 2008

On why you can't take me anywhere II

Coworker: "I can't believe you ate horse! Why would anyone eat a horse."
Me: "Its a large domesticated animal, once it gets hurt working or too old what do you think a poor farmer is going to do with it?"
Coworker: "But they're so majestic...."
Me: "They're majestically delicious!"

Sunday, July 6, 2008

On vacation, bitches

I took some time off work and really have no idea what to do with myself. I also discovered that the world won't end if i turn my blackberry off and leave the laptop in the office. Who knew?

I've now read three books, gone to the gym four times and consumed more food and alcohol than what could be considered healthy or rational. Then again it was a holiday weekend, and i went to a party that included:
  1. A roof top kiddie pool full of booze
  2. A keg named Alexander Hamilton
  3. Tri-corner hats a-plenty
And thats just the tip of the iceberg. I can almost guarantee that your party was no where near as awesome as this one. I really don't care if your party involved models, Pacman Jones and Ron Mexico making it rain, a bigger booze budget than Scarface's coke budget and had Daft Punk playing at your house. You lose.

Thank God i have another day to recover.