Coworker: "I can't believe you ate horse! Why would anyone eat a horse."
Me: "Its a large domesticated animal, once it gets hurt working or too old what do you think a poor farmer is going to do with it?"
Coworker: "But they're so majestic...."
Me: "They're majestically delicious!"
Showing posts with label Can't take me anywhere. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Can't take me anywhere. Show all posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Sunday, February 3, 2008
On why you can't take me anywhere....
At the Big Obama Party 2/2:
Close talker, drunk and rabid Obama supporter who wouldn't leave me alone: "So, if Obama wins the primary, are you going to vote for him in the general election?"
Me (thoroughly annoyed): "Well, I suppose so.... I mean, now that Giuliani is out of it....."
The look of abject horror on his face and the fact that he left me alone was worth the twinge of guilt that I felt in being a dick.
Close talker, drunk and rabid Obama supporter who wouldn't leave me alone: "So, if Obama wins the primary, are you going to vote for him in the general election?"
Me (thoroughly annoyed): "Well, I suppose so.... I mean, now that Giuliani is out of it....."
The look of abject horror on his face and the fact that he left me alone was worth the twinge of guilt that I felt in being a dick.
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